Celebrate Dad…Jokes This Father's Day!
Happy Father's Day! Hopefully you're celebrating with your dad today by doing something fun - and hopefully you're not being subjected to too many Dad jokes. Just in case you don't get to hear any Dad jokes today, here are a few of my favorites, which also just happen to be puns since today is none other than Sunday Punday! Enjoy!
You've probably heard a few of these before...
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hello Hungry, I'm dad.
Dad, I'm serious,
I thought you were Hungry?
You're kidding me.
No, I'm Dad.
A train just passed by here.
How do you know?
It left tracks.
Hey, Dad, you know what's cool?
How does the turkey smell?
I guess through its beak.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, "Well, this changes everything."
I had a dream last night that I was a muffler on a car and we kept driving and driving and when I woke up, I was exhausted.
And, of course, we can't forget the awesome Dad Joke featured in our image:
I would tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy!
I hope you have a fantastic Father's Day, especially if you're a dad yourself! In honor of both Father's Day and Friday the 13th, don't forget to use our special coupon code DAD13 to take $1.13 off your order! Orders must be over $8.99. Coupon is one per account and expires with Father's Day on 6/15/14 23:59 PDT.
Want more Dad Jokes? Check out these two lists from Buzzfeed:
The 25 Absolute Greatest Dad Jokes of All Time
The 28 Greatest Dad Jokes of All Time
This post was written by Robyn Norgan, who is looking forward to celebrating with her awesome Dad!