Celebrate Dad…Jokes This Father's Day!

Dynadot
Jun 15, 2014

Happy Father's Day! Hopefully you're celebrating with your dad today by doing something fun - and hopefully you're not being subjected to too many Dad jokes. Just in case you don't get to hear any Dad jokes today, here are a few of my favorites, which also just happen to be puns since today is none other than Sunday Punday! Enjoy!

You've probably heard a few of these before...

Dad, I'm hungry.
Hello Hungry, I'm dad.
Dad, I'm serious,
I thought you were Hungry?
You're kidding me.
No, I'm Dad.

A train just passed by here.
How do you know?
It left tracks.

Hey, Dad, you know what's cool?
Refrigerators!

How does the turkey smell?
I guess through its beak.

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me.

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, "Well, this changes everything."

I had a dream last night that I was a muffler on a car and we kept driving and driving and when I woke up, I was exhausted.

And, of course, we can't forget the awesome Dad Joke featured in our image:

I would tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy!

I hope you have a fantastic Father's Day, especially if you're a dad yourself! In honor of both Father's Day and Friday the 13th, don't forget to use our special coupon code DAD13 to take $1.13 off your order! Orders must be over $8.99. Coupon is one per account and expires with Father's Day on 6/15/14 23:59 PDT.

Want more Dad Jokes? Check out these two lists from Buzzfeed:

The 25 Absolute Greatest Dad Jokes of All Time
The 28 Greatest Dad Jokes of All Time


Robyn Norgan - Father's Day Dad Jokes
This post was written by Robyn Norgan, who is looking forward to celebrating with her awesome Dad!

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