Enter Arrr 'Why is the Rum Gone' Contest
fer Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Robyn Norgan
Sep 19, 2013

'Tis true, today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Ye might be wonderin' what we gonna do t' celebrate today. Well, as ye can see in arrr portrait on yer right, we arrr outta rum. Since we arrr outta rum, we arrr gonna give arrr winner, who be known as the Cap'n, the Dread Pirate Dynadot's shot glass, so ye can fill it with yer own rum!

T' enter arrr 'Why is the Rum Gone' Contest, ye must make yer mark by scribblin' upon the Dread Pirate Dynadot's blog comments with yer best pirate tongue tellin' us why ye should be the Cap'n. Good luck t' ye, fer those not made Cap'n will be sent down t' Davy Jones locker!

If ye need help with yer plunderin', lootin', and scribblin', go t' ye olde Facebook and set yer arrrcount's tongue to "English (pirate)." See arrr olde post fer instructions.

An' don' forget arrr coupon fer free privacy with new domain regarrrstrations. Coupon be FREEPRIVACY - use it or lose it before 9/30/13 23:59 PDT!

Why is the Rum Gone Pirate Day Contest

Bewitched portrait be courtesy of Why is the Rum Gone Tumblr.

Robyn Norgan Talk Like a Pirate Day Contest
This post be written by scallywag Robyn Norgan, who be scribblin' under t' banner of t' Dread Pirate Dynadot.

Sep 20, 2013 9:20am
Arrr I be ye Captain!! All thee nothers are be lost to the see of rumlessness!
1 Reply
Sep 20, 2013 1:56pm
Looks like ye be the new Cap'n & winner of our 'Why is the Rum Gone' Contest! We be in touch 'bout yer treasure soon...